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These aren’t the rules that you will find in any book or definitely not the one that will make a man a better human being; though in no way I’m saying that Men are complete assholes.. Maybe a little but when it comes to the ‘Bro Code’ there are certain set of unsaid rules that all men live by.
1). No matter how bad the rain; two men will never share the same umbrella.
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Becuause we like to believe that we're the touch one's. Also because we're not panzies!
2). Never date a friends sister.
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Ever had a secret crush on your friend's sister but never said anything cuz that would mean going against the guy code? I'm sure most men have felt it. If you have a friend with a very beautiful and hot sister, don't bother chasing her. A Friend's Sister Is Always Off-Limits
3). Met with an accident or got caught Drunk Driving, you will always bail out a friend from any trouble.
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Unless of-course he murders someone in your family or dating your sister!! Otherwise men will bail out their friend under all circumstances..
4). Men never wait and never make other Men wait for more than 5 minutes.
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The minimum amount of time you have to wait for a guy who's running late is 5 minutes. Maximum waiting time is 6 minutes
5). Men never bitch about free alcohol. Free alcohol is better than the best alcohol.
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Beer to men is what health food is to women. Enough said!!
6). Men never buy gifts for each other but make it a point to voice out their displeasure if someone doesn't.
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No man will ever buy a gift for another man on any occassion. In fact remembering the occasion is also optional.
7). A man shall and must never order a girly drink.
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Unless you are on a tropical beach and the drink is served by an incredibly hot woman.. And it's free!!
8). A man must always offer his condolences on every situation a woman is involved in.
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Men will offer their deepest and sincerest condolences to a woman on the death of her beloved cat, even if it you who secretly set her on fire!
9). Always follow washroom etiquettes.
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Men will never talk to each other in the washroom unless they are on the same footing. That is; Taking a leak, waiting in the line, washing hands. In other situations, a simple nod is an acceptable answer.
10). It is mans divine right to sabotage any friends' chances of getting laid.
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